You've Gone Inside!

A Guide to
Go Inside Magazine's
Review Lights System

by David Boles

January 1, 2003

Here are some examples on how to read and interpret the Go Inside Magazine Review Lights system we've implemented for all our reviews.  The text under the Review Lights are there to help folks who have black and white printers know the colors of the Review Lights.

Examples
There is nothing better on the market.  You cannot continue to live a lovely life without getting this!  I give [insert product name here] five out of five Go Inside Review Lights!

GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)
(all green)

 

This lived up to its expectation and while there may be better choices out there, this one won't disappoint.  I give [insert product name here] four out of five Go Inside Review Lights.

GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)
(four green, one red)

 

This worked as advertised and while it didn't make my spirit sing, it didn't darken my soul, either.  I give [insert product name here] three out of five Go Inside Review Lights.

GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)
(three green, two red)

 

The experience was unfortunate.  It looked promising but, in the end, didn't set my heart afire.  I give [insert product name here] two out of five Go Inside Review Lights.

GO! (686 bytes)GO! (686 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)
(two green, three red)

 

I was disappointed.  I expected more.  I give [insert product name here] one out of five Go Inside Review Lights.

GO! (686 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)
(one green, four red)

 

I'm sorry, but I cannot recommend this under any circumstance.   I give [insert product name here] zero out of five Go Inside Review Lights.

STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)STOP! (689 bytes)
(all red)

Conclusion
The Go Inside Magazine Review Lights system should better help you decide where your time, money and heart are best spent.

 

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